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Colin Firth steals Winston Churchill’s best lines!

January 8th, 2011

Don't think we don't notice these things, Colin!

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sorse: ICanHasCheezburger

Yes, it was Winston Churchill who said that. You’d think a star like Colin Firth could hire a writer who wouldn’t plagiarize! Oh well, why should we quibble when we agree with the sentiment completely? It seems that the website had a narrow escape from death last night, and our poor, late image server didn’t make it out alive. What this means to you, gentle reader, is that every image prior to New Year’s Day, 2011 is still up, and I have to get re-uploading all the ones in the week since. Until then, enjoy the Archives, and don’t take any wooden modems!

Edited to add Benedict Cumberbatch impersonating Alan Rickman singing “Candle in the Wind” because who could resist this?

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Happy New Year 2010 -> 2011

December 31st, 2010

aka Karel Pope

imaj: GeniusPhilsWay

Could I be any readier to say goodbye to this worm’s rectum-sucking, meth-addled, sad/scary clown of a year? No, I think not. Raise a glass of your favorite beverage with me and Judy Garland, and bid adieu and bon débarras to 2010.

or kill one, as the case may be

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oldhollywood:

Dear 2010: Kiss My Ass. Sincerely: Everyone.

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

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The Poopmobile

February 7th, 2010

imaj: PunditKitchen

Just a reminder: if you want to make your dreams of eternal glory come true, there’s no better place to start than by doing some of MY work for free! Yes, you too can contribute to Lolebrity and help give me the weekends off so I can enjoy a nice hangover in peace almost as if I was a civilized person. Just check out the guide on the Kunt Tribute page and become a VIP Lolebrity Kunt Tributor just like the fabulous and decorative Paisley Pajamas, Metro, or eagleapex.

Won’t Mother be so proud?