Hey Girl Occupy my pants

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Ryan Gosling is (as previously noted) the 99% naked movie star who has somehow unofficially become the king of Tumblr. No, we don’t know why. Maybe we should ask this guy.

Julian IS a cat person

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 At least there’s no shortage of shredded papers for the litterbox.

Rick perry as ennis delmar

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Clothes make the man, you know. It’s a short step from this to Village people assless chaps.

OccupyBethlehem!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two Guy Fawkes Masks and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten bankers jumping, nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven heads a-talking, ten bankers jumping, nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

That’s right!

Twelve drummers drumming, eleven heads a-talking, ten bankers jumping, nine marchers marching, eight proletarian comrades, seven Jay-Z’s preening, six Wall Street pensions. Five tambourines. Four wifi sticks, three peace doves, two Guy Fawkes masks, and Tent Sex Occupation Baby!

Whew! I dunno about you, but now I need some organic, free-range rum and soynog.

Duchess Kate FEELS your pain. In her accessories.

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Buttons were always the preferred medium of do-goodery, at least before twitter was invented. ACCESSORIES: is there anything they can’t do?