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Meryl Streep stars in Keep Calm and Streep On

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From Mama Mia to motivational posters, is there anything Meryl Streep can’t class up?

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Michael Jackson for Prostate Health Week

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Michael Jackson died one year ago today. Do you think he went thattaway?

From the really terrible, awful, bad joke department:

Farrah Fawcett died the same day as MJ, a few hours sooner. She reached the Pearly Gates and God was there to meet her, excitedly shoving a long-suffering St Peter out of the way to shake the hand of the blonde bombshell.

“Hi Farrah, I’m God! I’m your biggest fan!” he said, excitedly.

“Gosh, God, that’s terrific. I love my fans. Here, let me sign your toga…” she replied, whipping out a fountain pen. God giggled.

“Farrah, I’m never going to wash this toga again! You’ve made me so happy, I’d like to grant you a wish. Anything you want, just tell me and I’ll make it happen.”

“Gee, God, I guess I’d like for all the little children of the world to be safe.”

And WHAM! Just like that Michael Jackson died.

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sorse: Banksy via BanksyStreetArt

I’d give a lot for that Banksy portrait, actually, despite the fact that I already have a shocking snap of Banksy hard at work without his balaclava. You can never have too many portraits of one’s favorite artist.

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