Here you go Liz, Audrey Hepburns head on a platter
imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Retrogasm
Poor Audrey didn’t have a clue she’d play a supporting role to Liz Taylor’s lead in “Salome and John the Baptist.”
Speaking of sacrifices, here are today’s celebrity lambs, led to the slaughter upon the starwhacker altar, speaking of which GUESS WHO GOT A MEDIA PASS TO THE PREMIERE OF RANDY AND EVI QUAID’s STARWHACKER TOUR???!!!!????!!!?!?!?!!?!?
You could say I’m somewhat excited.
Rebecca Black is SO JEALOUS of this woman (raincoaster)
Hugh Jass has nothing on this guy (Lolebrity)
Karl Lagerfeld, now *I* want to kill you (Ayyyy)
Vodka: is there anything it can’t do? (Manolofood)
The Anti-Gwyneth makes a mean Monte Cristo (AgentBedhead)
I’d cut off her head for that hat (BusyBeeBlogger)
There was an Octomom who lived in a shoe(box)... (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Did anyone see Perez Hilton or Michael Lohan at the scene of the crime? (CelebritySmack)
Princess Margaret is dead, so who will be the bad fairy? (CelebVIPLounge)
Kim Kardashian, Turkey, these things write themselves (DailyStab)
Courtney Cox is no Friend! (EarSucker)
Rebecca Blacklash! (FitFabCeleb)
PETA will get her! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Who harshes on Robin Sweetest Man In Showbiz Williams and lives???? (HaveUHeard)
Planet Earth takes Lady Gaga DOWN! (HollywoodHiccups)
Tinkerbell’s new rival (INeedMyFix)
Fix! Fix! The fix is in at People! (MathewGuiver)
Old Britney vs New Britney (PoorBritney)
