Julian Assange is no Time Lord
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sorse: JulianAssangeIsAHero
Looks like somebody’s a little touchy today. Attention Newsweek subscription department: INCOMING!
UPDATE: we have Mediaite video of Assange’s response to Time magazine’s overriding the popular vote and arbitrarily naming Mark Zuckerberg Man of the Year:
Thanks to WikiLeaks, you can see how corrupt governments operate in the shadows.” he said between muahahas. “Thanks to Facebook, you can figure out which Sex and the City character you are.”
Yet despite his sneering, it seems that Assange ended up taking the quiz anyway. “I’m a Samatha,” the alleged lothario said. “But if the Swedish police ask, “I’m a Charlotte.”
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Angry Aniston iz angry. Also a little drunk, apparently.
imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities
Oh, bitch will FUCK YOU UP, Angie Jo. If she doesn’t pass out first.
where the HELL has raincoaster BEEN, man? (raincoaster)
Mr Depp, those clothes have to come off IMMEDIATELY (Ayyyy)
Jon Hamm has a suggestion for you (lolebrity)
Screw that! (ManoloFood)
The world’s greatest horror movie in the works (AgentBedhead)
Justin Timberlake is high-caliber (BusyBeeBlogger)
Mel Gibson sees MUCH younger woman (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Does Julian Assange make your wiki leak? (CeleBitchy)
First couple to fight over eyeliner custody in court (EvilBeet)
Liz Hurley gets the hell out of my way (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Yes, in fact, that IS So Wrong (HaveUHeard)
Look who got the Royal Snub! (INeedMyFix)
John Stamos, recovering nerd (SeriouslyOMG)
If I may be excused a moment of earnestness (and it’s my blog, so what the hell choice do you have, really?) I’d like to thank the blogs that kept linking to me while I was off sick, especially (in no particular order and with excuses for anyone I’ve forgotten, because I’m still on Demerol): BusyBeeBlogger (above and beyond the call), CelebrityDirtyLaundry, HaveUHeard, INeedMyFix, GirlsTalkinSmack, and AgentBedhead. If you kept linking and I left you out, just bitch in the comments or on twitter and I’ll hook you up in the next post.
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Jon Hamm, we are as of one mind in this.
imaj: BeautifulDisaster
aaaaand what was I saying? Sorry, got a little distracted; can’t imagine why!
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Now THAT is Oscar-worthy!
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sorse: 2831
Holy crap, that Ewan McGregor must have AMAZING muscle control.
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John Ham is baked!
imaj: Sluterin via 2831
Seriously, dude is totally baked!
John Galliano’s unholy ambition (Ayyyy)
Harold, Kumar, Team America World Police, and your daily civics lesson (raincoaster)
2 girls, 1 cup, 1 Chaplin (Lolebrity)
Unspeakable horror aboard a shipwreck! (ManoloFood)
Baby put in corner, survives to triumph (AgentBedhead)
Clive Owen, looking pretty (BusyBeeBlogger)
and you, madam, are NO David Bowie (CeleBitchy)
Justin Bieber in Playboy? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
I think this is a steampunk jeweled zombie dress? (CelebritySmack)
Don’t Tattoo the Hoff! (CityRag)
But HOW do you love a man in a wetsuit? (CojoStyle)
They’ve always seemed Sketchy to me (DailyStab)
Yes, we have socialized B-lister protection (DListed)
Charlie Sheen also reads Playboy for the articles (Earsucker)
Give that monster a cookie! And a job! (EvilBeet)
My invitation must be lost in the mail (GabbyBabble)
Hopefully this means she’ll be “acting” less (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Daniel Radcliffe actually IS Harry Potter (HaveUHeard)
Versace de-sexifies, rolls over in grave (INeedMyFix)
But seriously, how do you parody Nicki Minaj? (PerezHilton)
and Paris Hilton carries her Thanksgiving entree to the pantry (PopBytes)
Brendan Fraser in “Homeless or Hipster?” (SeriouslyOMG)
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