Archive for 2010

Are you on Elvira’s List?

December 23rd, 2010
Like they say, Good girls get ahead. Bad girls get anything they want.

Like they say, Good girls get ahead. Bad girls get anything they want.

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: via Snuh and TrixieTreats

Do YOU make the list?

Jesus has two Daddies! (Warning: extreme cuteness)(raincoaster)

John Cusack then whispered it to attack Piven’s hairpiece (Lolebrity)

Ho, ho, ho! It’s a very 70′s Christmas (Ayyyy)

The secret Santa/Ninja connection (ManoloFood)

Elf you! South Park style cards (AgentBedhead)

RyRey gets ready for me (BusyBeeBlogger)

Keira Knightly gives the men of the world the greatest Christmas present ever (CeleBitchy)

Least Likely Headline Ever: There’s No Paris Hilton Sex Tape (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Yes, the Brittany Murphy story is getting even creepier (EarSucker)

Vanessa Hudgens, Michael Jackson impersonator (FitFabCeleb)

Tiny Goth gnome hides under mushroom (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Zac Efron eats street meat (HaveUHeard)

Pauly D has World’s Worst Hair and His Own TV Show (INeedMyFix)

The 12 films of Christmas (Movieline)

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Madonna’s gonna be pissed

December 23rd, 2010
Bye Bye, Boy Toys.

Bye Bye, Boy Toys.

imaj: StuffILike

In related news, Miley Cyrus has sworn off fast food. See that sign just below the main event? Remember what PJ O’Rourke said: if it smells like a fish, eat it.

Posted in celebrity, entertainment, lol, lolebrity, Madonna, music | Comments (3)

John Cusack thinks That’s So Raven

December 22nd, 2010
John Cusack thinks That's So Raven

John Cusack thinks That's So Raven; whereas Jeremy Piven thinks it's totally NOT Raven

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FilmDrunk

The bird then did the head bob with two snaps, crapped on his arm, and took off for Santa Barbara. So Raven.

Posted in books, celebrity, Edgar Allan Poe, entertainment, fantasy, John Cusack, literati, lol, lolebrity, lolgoth, movies, television | Comments (4)

Batman vs Julian Assange

December 21st, 2010
Batman doesn't know what he's in for

Batman doesn't know what he's in for when he goes up against SUPERVILLAIN Julian Assange

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Cahier

Oh, Batman, I love you but you have no FUCKING idea what you’re getting into here. In fifteen minutes the whole world will know you’re Bruce Wayne and if Selina or Dick is a better top.

Posted in activism, Batman, celebrity, cool, crime, entertainment, Julian Assange, lol, lolebrity, politics, superheroes | Comments (2)

Joaquin Around the Christmas Tree Links

December 20th, 2010
joaquin around the christmas tree; just what it sayz, bytchez

joaquin around the christmas tree; just what it sayz, bytchez

imaj: APennyForMyThoughts

And he’s so fat that when he Joaqs around the Christmas Tree, he – oh, never mind.

Christmas Caroling with GWAR! (raincoaster)
Julian Assange is no Time Lord (Lolebrity)
The most important question of our time (Ayyyy)
Care for a Tumbler? (ManoloFood)
This Christmas, give the gift of Goopy Schadenfreude (AgentBedhead)
Because Thetans are very low in fat and calories (BusyBeeBlogger)
Oh silly Shania, Canada doesn’t have hillbillies! (CeleBitchy)
RIP the only police detective to throw a “Your Favorite 4th Century BC Greek Philosopher” costume party and get away with it (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Ho, ho, ho, and others besides the Kardashians too (GirlsTalkinSmack)
The Curse of 30 Rock strikes again! (HaveUHeard)
The lead cellist was extremely resistant to his suggestion to “bring his A-game” (INeedMyFix)
Take a tour of Jack Black’s colon! (SeriouslyOMG)

Posted in celebrity, celebutard, Christmas, entertainment, Joaquin Phoenix, links, lol, lolebrity, movies, music, politics, television | Comments (0)

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