Archive for December, 2010

Jayne Mansfield Wishes You a Happy New Year

December 31st, 2010
Jayne Mansfield is easily confused

Jayne Mansfield is easily confused

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: snuh

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Happy New Year 2010 -> 2011

December 31st, 2010
aka Karel Pope

aka Karel Pope

imaj: GeniusPhilsWay

Could I be any readier to say goodbye to this worm’s rectum-sucking, meth-addled, sad/scary clown of a year? No, I think not. Raise a glass of your favorite beverage with me and Judy Garland, and bid adieu and bon débarras to 2010.

Or kill one, as the case may be

or kill one, as the case may be

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oldhollywood:

Dear 2010: Kiss My Ass. Sincerely: Everyone.

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

Bye Bye, Sweets, I'm dumping you for 2011

imaj: Peek:Keep

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Julian Assange: where the rage comes from

December 30th, 2010
Oh, Julian, your acolytes will soon make it all better

Oh, Julian, your acolytes will soon make it all better

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahJulianAssange

Oh, we’ve all been there, Julian. Who stood a chance going up against Alan “Velvet Throat” Rickman? This explains so much; so very, very much. Don’t worry, soon your army of Wikisexuals will make this singular failure a distant memory. Also, next time you sleep with the director, wear a condom, ‘k sweetie? That’s where you went wrong.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dressing dilemma

December 29th, 2010
Lindsay Lohan asks Fucking Pants How Do They Work

Honey, in your business you're better off not bothering to learn

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities

Poor Lindz. Confront her with anything more structured than leggings and she becomes hopelessly confused. A stylist once kept a violent, hungover Lohan at bay in a corner of Chanel for two hours just by waving a pantsuit from the 2008 line at her until the intervention team arrived.

Michael Jackson gave me the BEST present (raincoaster)

Who wore it better: a Gareth Pugh model or Godzilla (Ayyyy)

Frank Sinatra vs some pasty vegan (ManoloFood)

Katy Perry won’t admit she has a problem (Lolebrity)

This part is so radioactive they may have to hire Lindsay Lohan (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse was once more ambitious than you (AmyGrindhouse)

RPattz pub candid! (TheBosh)

Reece Witherspoon ups the ante with her exes (BusyBeeBlogger)

This will not end well: fag vs hag (CeleBitchy)

Nicole Richie is no Lilo, yo! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Times Square is a Snooki-free zone (CelebritySmack)

Xtina has reXamined her approach to FARDS (CityRag)

No Doubt McCartney was thrilled to the core of his being (DailyStab)

Lock up your sperm! It’s time for Dancing with the Professional Uterus (Earsucker)

This has to be the best headline I have seen in WEEKS (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Archie Leach is appalled at this! (HaveUHeard)

Kelly Osbourne is OUT of control (INeedMyFix)

Kate Moss tiptoes her way out of modeling (JustJared)

A Charlie Sheen Christmas (PopBytes)

Coolest Hogwartian casts spell on Disney World (PerezHilton)

Kate Gosselin escapes to Australia to shoot her children (Radar)

Best-dressed heads of state (Styleite)

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Katy Perry needs an Intervention

December 29th, 2010
Katy Perry has a monkey on her back and denial issues

Katy Perry has a monkey on her back and denial issues

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: FuckYeahHollywoodCelebrities

Why, from her point of view everybody’s got something to hide ‘cept for her and her monkey. But golly, who knew Russell Brand was so short and hairy?

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