Archive for September, 2010

Carole Cruella Lombard

September 25th, 2010

carole lombard as Cruella DeVil

Carole Lombard as Cruella DeVil

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: JimmyPage

The Monkees never knew what hit them (raincoaster)
Amanda Seyfried, 100% coke pant-free (Ayyyy)
Chris Noth reduced to bumming gum from Paparazzi (AgentBedhead)
Lilo is FREE!!!! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Blog comments by celebrities are not a substitute for competent medical advice (CeleBitchy)
Happy Birthday, Luke! What did your dad get you? (CelebrityBeehive)
My boy is as straight as the day is long, yessir (CelebDirtyLaundry)
James Franco wears Frankenshoon! (CelebritySmack)
Feets of the Weak Week (CityRag)
Good to know, good to know, thanks, Queenie (QueenUK)
This…THING is not like that THING (CojoStyle)
You again…and again… (DailyStab)
RIP Eddie Fisher (GabbyBabble)
Katy Perry can’t bring her assets to Sesame Street (HaveUHeard)
Can ANYONE make Louboutins work with a prison jumpsuit? (INeedMyFix)
Audrina is “excited about her cha-cha” (IBBB)
Brit-Glee (Movieline)
Brittany vs Britney (PoorBritney)
Motorists of Manhattan, you missed your chance! (Radar)
Sesame Street by the Jersey Shore (SeriouslyOMG)

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Call Meryl

September 23rd, 2010
No, seriously, call her. You're not going to tell that to your MOTHER are you?

No, seriously, call her. You're not going to tell that to your MOTHER are you?

imaj: EmpireStateOfMind

Meryl Streep is who Jackie O would have been, had Jackie O also been the world’s wisest Agony Aunt. Even Meryl Streep longs to be as cool as Meryl Streep.

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Daphne Guiness is A Muse-ing

September 23rd, 2010
Daphne Down Dilly

Daphne Down Dilly

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: AP in the Daily Mail

Daffy-down-Dilly

Has come to town

With a yellow petticoat

And a pretty green gown

Daffy-down-Dilly

And aren’t we all thrilled about it? That’s just silly. Frankly, if you ask me, it’s inexcusably attention-seeking to fall down on the way to an old friend’s funeral. Falling down is properly done at the wake, usually after cracking the second bottle of whiskey. She’s a Guinness and thus Irish: she should know that already.

The raincoaster cocktail has gone to my head (raincoaster)
Raise a toast to the memory of the Algonquin (Ayyyy)
Sex and drugs and … Hayden Pannettiere? (AgentBedhead)
The Return of the Flying Coke Fiend (AmyGrindhouse)
A classic drops (BusyBeeBlogger)
This has nothing to do with booze, but OMG JON HAMM TOTALLY USED TO WORK IN PORN (CeleBitchy)
Celebrity junkies: the causality (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Daphne, watch these girls and learn! (CelebritySmack)
Jamie Foxx is a Patron of the art of partying (Cityrag)
JLo crashes and burns! (CojoStyle)
Look, everybody! A Kardashian got a job! (DailyStab)
Gravity’s a bitch (DListed)
A star falls to Earth (EvilBeet)
Would these have helped our fallen heroine? (HaveUHeard)
So a midget walks into a bar (INeedMyFix)
Britney gets tipped over and poured out (PoorBritney)
Those balloons better be filled with nitrous oxide! (PopBytes)
This is what they look like BEFORE the coke and hookers (SeriouslyOMG)

Posted in celebrity, cocktails, Daphne Guinness, entertainment, fashion, links, lol, lolebrity, lolgoth, movies, music, television | Comments (1)

Jon Hamm, Superman!

September 21st, 2010

Jon Hamm Superman

Jon Hamm IS a Superman who can come to my rescue any time. But he'd have to lose the cig.

Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s Jon Hamm, Superman!

Faster than a Silver Bullet! More powerful than a Locomotive! Able to leap Highballs in a single bound!

He’s obviously heard about my terrible, terrible shock this morning and is pictured here coming to my rescue. Wonder Woman is nearby in her invisible plane, since they needed a whole cargo hold for all the gin the assuagement of my grief requires.

Why am I so upset? Read the first link:

Dorothy Parker is positively Dolorous in our Caption Contest! (Ayyyy)
Brian Atene is at the Nembutal and self-doubt again (raincoaster)
Brian Atene invented Superman Vodka, he’ll have you know (raincoaster media)
Here are two decorative, talented men as a sort of unicorn chaser (TeenyManolo)
This mystery man is filthy (ManoloMen)
Blohan blew it (AgentBedhead)
More Don Draper! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Paris Hilton says “Marriott? I wish I’d thought of buying it! I love Pocahontas!” (CeleBitchy)
As if the world didn’t have enough stupid things that make you want to die in it (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Hey Gaga, Scotch is fattening! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Well, alcohol IS a preservative (CelebritySmack)
Dita, NEVER get between me and the Cointreau (CojoStyle)
My god, what were they ON when they greenlighted this? (DailyStab)
THIS man is intoxicating! (DListed)
This is the only man perhaps more perfect than Jon Hamm (EvilBeet)
Hallelujah and pass the Jesus Juice! (GabbyBabble)
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed there? Is that too much to ask? (HaveUHeard)
Where was SuperHamm when THIS happened? (INeedMyFix)
What’s wrong with Drink, Bitch, Sulk? (JustJared)
Can even Jodie Foster’s might save Mel? (PerezHilton)
If Pink is a drunk I love her even more (PoorBritney)

and now, your cheer-em-up unicorn chaser featuring OK Go and Puppehs!

Posted in books, celebrity, cocktails, cool, Dorothy Parker, entertainment, fantasy, Jon Hamm, links, literati, lol, lolebrity, movies, music, superheroes, Superman, television | Comments (2)

Darth Vader for Philips

September 18th, 2010
Darth Vader Light Saber Repairs

Darth Vader Light Saber Repairs

imaj: TheBaffled

Seriously, it’s the Recession! Even Darth Vader is underemployed.

Posted in celebrity, Darth Vader, entertainment, lol, lolebrity, movies, science fiction, Star Wars | Comments (1)

  • momma needs a new pair of manolos

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