Jon Hamm IS a Superman who can come to my rescue any time. But he'd have to lose the cig.
Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It’s Jon Hamm, Superman!
Faster than a Silver Bullet! More powerful than a Locomotive! Able to leap Highballs in a single bound!
He’s obviously heard about my terrible, terrible shock this morning and is pictured here coming to my rescue. Wonder Woman is nearby in her invisible plane, since they needed a whole cargo hold for all the gin the assuagement of my grief requires.
Why am I so upset? Read the first link:
Dorothy Parker is positively Dolorous in our Caption Contest! (Ayyyy)
Brian Atene is at the Nembutal and self-doubt again (raincoaster)
Brian Atene invented Superman Vodka, he’ll have you know (raincoaster media)
Here are two decorative, talented men as a sort of unicorn chaser (TeenyManolo)
This mystery man is filthy (ManoloMen)
Blohan blew it (AgentBedhead)
More Don Draper! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Paris Hilton says “Marriott? I wish I’d thought of buying it! I love Pocahontas!” (CeleBitchy)
As if the world didn’t have enough stupid things that make you want to die in it (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Hey Gaga, Scotch is fattening! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Well, alcohol IS a preservative (CelebritySmack)
Dita, NEVER get between me and the Cointreau (CojoStyle)
My god, what were they ON when they greenlighted this? (DailyStab)
THIS man is intoxicating! (DListed)
This is the only man perhaps more perfect than Jon Hamm (EvilBeet)
Hallelujah and pass the Jesus Juice! (GabbyBabble)
I thought what happened in Vegas stayed there? Is that too much to ask? (HaveUHeard)
Where was SuperHamm when THIS happened? (INeedMyFix)
What’s wrong with Drink, Bitch, Sulk? (JustJared)
Can even Jodie Foster’s might save Mel? (PerezHilton)
If Pink is a drunk I love her even more (PoorBritney)
and now, your cheer-em-up unicorn chaser featuring OK Go and Puppehs!
September 21st, 2010 at 1:49 am
I love you. lol (translation: that is one wicked pictur!)
September 22nd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
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