But seriously, the only things that set Peaches Geldof apart from the rest of her sordid tribe are the chinlessness and the fact that she’s wearing Eli Roth‘s studded cock ring on her wedding finger. Indeed, as I said on another site, thanks to modern aesthetic technology, fugtards like Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis and Snooki are actually rendered presentable; however, the ongoing trainwreck of Peaches Geldof shows us that it can go only so far.
By the way, the headline was given to me by a Tumblr-er. We want to make this A Thing. Can we count on you, dear reader?
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