Pick that up and put it back where it belongs

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sorse: Ayyyy

You know, I hate blogging about the Kardashians. The patriarch got famous as a pal and lawyer of a famous wrongful death suit loser, the daughter got famous because of a sex tape and stays famous because of her ass, and the others are famous because…because television has run out of interesting people to feature? Ya got me.

But, to anyone who offers me a good punchline, the least I can do in my gratitude is to blog about them. So, thanks, Kim. Now pick that up this instant! Have you never heard of yoga?

So THAT's what Bogie meant by "hidden charms!"

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sorse: 2831

No wonder Betty always looked so smug!

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Yes, I’m still pimping out the Caption Contest (Ayyyy)
Feel! My! Pain! (raincoaster)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Kiefer vs Idris (TeenyManolo)
What disheveled, used-up Hell is this? (AgentBedhead)
LiLo guilty of crimes against fashion! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Was that “gum” or “dumb,” Paris? (CeleBitchy)
Sentences I never thought I would write: Kelly Osbourne looks fabulous (CelebFashionWatcher)
Back to the SuperSquats, honey (CelebDirtyLaundry)
For THIS a Muppet had to die? (CelebritySmack)
All-Time Emmy Dresstastrophies (CojoStyle)
Their drug use nose no bounds (CityRag)
Cougar Power! (DailyStab)
Breakup breakdowns? (LaineyGossip)
Rita Wilson’s shoes match that dress in Gone with the Wind…you know the one (DListed)
Anna Paquin wore Elvish armour to the Emmys (MoeJackson)
That’s just how she rolls (EvilBeet)
Dancing with the … these people??? (GabbyBabble)
Sexy Spies! (HaveUHeard)
I swear to god this is the gayest thing I have ever seen (INeedMyFix)
Michael Jackson is the king of iTunes? (PerezHilton)
Courtney Cox has gotten HUGE! (SeriouslyOMG)
Welcome to America, Mister Beckham (ASL)

It's a good thing she'd just gotten her hair and makeup done or this would look like a still from a tv special on dromedaries

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sorse: LVPD via TMZ

Sad to say, there is NO comma missing from the title; this is just another celebutante mug shot, in this case for Paris Hilton‘s latest arrest on coke possession charges. Who here thinks she was jealous of Lohan getting all the attention and borrowed some hapless assistant’s “coke purse” for a staged arrest? It reminds me of when her movie House of Wax came out; a random genius whose name escapes me put it well when he said, “Ten bucks to watch Paris Hilton die? I’m SO THERE!”

Emily's enthusiasm appears to be Blunted

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sorse: BlackBook

It must be said that this may be more Blue Velour than Blue Velvet, which explains the leading lady’s enthusiasm for the project.

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I’m serious: enter this caption contest or the Spiv gets it (Ayyyy)
The most Canadian story ever told (raincoaster)
2012 2.0 (AgentBedhead)
Katy Perry angling for a Spanx contract (AmyGrindhouse)
Brad Pitt will never be ugly enough to satisfy some people (CeleBitchy)
Mrs Brady to Dance with Stars! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Jennifer Aniston’s nude year (CityRag)
Will Forte Will Leave (DailyStab)
This is Britney’s fallback (DListed)
Michael Jackson’s legacy endangered! (HaveUHeard)
You used to have to pay $50 to watch this in a booth (INeedMyFix)
Hippo breeding patterns in New Jersey (IBBB)
You’ll pry the crocheted cowboy hat from her cold, dead, manicured hands (PerezHilton)

so who is possessing whom here, Eli?

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sorse: pic: Zimbio quote: Forbes

That’s a direct quote from the interview. You’ve gotta luv the sub-header on Forbes:

The director-producer-actor on why the devil prefers to invade the bodies of young girls.

It’s rather perfect, since Roth, shown here with professional celebutard Peaches Geldof (she of the inverted cross tattoo), appears to identify strongly with the world’s greatest anti-hero.