Paul the Psychic Octopus soon to seek UN protection
imaj: lolebrity well, I only collaged them akshuly
sorse: Upper: mattchew03, Lower fuckyeahoctopus:misschanandlerbong: iwantcupcakes: fuckyeahfunnythings: maybeimdreaming: sleazytiger: mrgiggles: justanothertuesday: target-neutralized: ant0ni0: out-gayed-myself: electromovimiento: seewhatyouwant: tejemaneje: (via paintwall)
Poor Paul; he only wanted to use his powers for good, and now look at him. Also see: that poor kid in The Rocking Horse Winner
Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.
And now, to your psychically enhanced gossip links (“psychically?” Seriously? You spell it like that? Okay, Mozilla, whatever you say):
Friday Caption Contest: La Cage aux Fashion Edition (Ayyyy)
Celebutweet of the day: Mel Gibson (TrueSlant)
Don’t stop till you’ve got enough (raincoaster)
The magical healing power of shoes! (ShoeBlogs)
Not exactly the Dove of Peace (ManoloBig)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Bale vs Day Lewis
The sweet smell of Success! (ManoloMen)
George Carlin was prescient (ManoloFood)
Reincarnating furniture (ManoloHome)
If Donnie Darko had lived, this would have been his wedding cake (ManoloBrides)
Kim Cattrall’s dream comes true (BusyBeeBlogger)
Vampires crushed by super-villain (CeleBitchy)
Switzerland is NO place for a family vacation! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Pro-Am pornstar challenge! (CelebritySmack)
Brad Pitt once again beautiful beyond the lot of mortals (DListed)
The most mind-boggling piece of clothing in the history of the world (FourFour)
The Dream is over for Christina Milian (GabbyBabble)
Angelina defends her celebucub fashionista (HaveUHeard)
Pamela Anderson is going back in time! (EvilBeet)
Cindy Crawford is not mortal! (INeedMyFix)
But Betty White IS a god! (Movieline)
Prince Harry’s ex downgrades to reality tv (UKPopSugar)
How can you be so messed up you get fired from being a rehab patient? (PopBytes)
The King and Queen of America (SeriouslyOMG)
Who got cheated on the Emmy Nominations? (SquareEyes)
July 13th, 2010 at 6:55 am
[...] Paul the Psychic Octopus Faces Uncertain Future [...]
July 14th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Poor octopus! Octopi have the intellegence of a two-year old child! Eating an octopus is like eating a toddler!
Now squid, on the other hand, are just evil fuckers. Eat all of them you want.
July 15th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
[...] Lolebirty Paul the Psychic Octopus Faces Uncertain Future [...]
July 15th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
You lay off mah squidbuddies!