imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheBaffled

Of course we all remember that Twilight Zone episode with William “The Shat” “World’s Greatest Living Canadian” Shatner and the mindfucking Gremlin, right? Well, other than that high point and a few of the better episodes of Star Trek, can you really think of anything more horrifying than being William Shatner, stuck on a plane with nothing to do but relive hour upon hour of some of the most mortifying acting ever committed to celluloid?

It’s enough to make you eat the food, if only in the hope you’ll die.

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imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: Banksy via BanksyStreetArt

I’d give a lot for that Banksy portrait, actually, despite the fact that I already have a shocking snap of Banksy hard at work without his balaclava. You can never have too many portraits of one’s favorite artist.

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Sarah, Duchess of Plonk

Did you say “caged FEET?” (TheManolo)

Ashton overshares (AgentBedhead)

George Clooney’s in town: lock up your brunette strippers! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Kristen, honey, it’s only a couple of pictures (CeleBitchy)

Dustup in the Desert! (CelebrityBeehive)

NASCAR loser (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Lindsay enjoys the taste of clean living with Victoria Hervey and SamRo (CelebritySmack)

Canuckistan rising! (DailyStab)

Gaga gaga? (EvilBeet)

Megan Fox auditions for Victoria’s Secret…at LAX (HaveUHeard)

Pink didn’t marry him for his brains, you know (INeedMyFix)

Don’t worry, Madonna will adopt him (IBBB)

Animals at the zoo (UKPopSugar)

imaj: TheFrogman

I can’t do better than to quote TheFrogman:

Rest in peace Gary. When you reach heaven, I assure you, God will inform you what Willis was talking about.

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imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: SafeAsMilk

The real secret of the Let It Be album was that all of Ringo‘s tracks were in fact laid down secretly by old Mrs. Winklebottom in midnight recording sessions, and he only pretended to be playing in the film that was shot. His threat to go public with the humiliating truth is actually what led to the breakup of the band.

Friday Caption Contest: SJP’s headthing edition (Ayyyy)

Red Shoes Diary? (TheManolo)

Fake Furniture? (ManoloHome)

Womb with a view (to controversy) (ManoloBig)

Should In-Laws be outlawed? (ManoloBrides)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Antonio Banderas vs Stephen Moyer (TeenyManolo)

Hitler would have LOVED the Bieb! (AgentBedhead)

We’ll never know what Willis was talking about now (AmyGrindhouse)

Kristen Davis abandons Manolo! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Sandra Bullock has superpowers (CeleBitchy)

Britney time travels to 1972 (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Cynthia Nixon has three lemons, and one’s not in her bodice (CojoStyle)

The Serbian Justin Bieber (DListed)

Girl, this isn’t a move UP (GabbyBabble)

Tom Cruise, nobody wants your risky business anymore (HaveUHeard)

Cloris Leachman for safe sex, doggy-style (INeedMyFix)

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imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TeenyManolo

They say the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, and here we have proof positive that little Suri, she of the $1700 baby shoes, has internalized the trend victim brainwashing that is responsible for much of Katie Holmes‘s wardrobe, including the two different kinds of fur on display in this photo from LA, in a city where the average temperature is 75 degrees year-round.

With jeans. Shaved mink in May with jeans. Can’t we go back to the days she modeled for the Gap? She was cute then.

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