Archive for February, 2010

Keith Urban, honorary icehole

February 28th, 2010

keith urban nicole kidman moosehead beer goggles

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheManolo

Keith Urban, unlike his wife, obviously knows how to enjoy the finest Canada has to offer while chillin’ at the Olympics.

Which reminds me of a joke:

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It’s fucking close to water.

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Mukmuk Joins the Black Bloc

February 27th, 2010

Free Mukmuk

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: The Free Mukmuk Movement in the Vancouver Sun

(note new image)

Masked marmot maims mailbox! Mascot Mukmuk’s madness! Animal actions activate anarchy!

Don’t do it, Mukmuk!

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Oh No, Apolo Ohno Links!

February 27th, 2010

Apolo Ohno DQd

imaj: Gawker

Ohno! Ohno is disqualified. And a nation of slackers weeps the downfall of a bro hero.

Those pants are criminal (Ayyyy)

Gangsta! (MaterialBitch)

Oscar Campaign Violations (Movieline)

Courtney Love sics the FBI on Ed Norton (PerezHilton)

Nazis for Jordan! (UKPopSugar)

Suicide a felony? (PopBytes)

Beaver shot (SeriouslyOMG)

St. Angelina bails out (ASL)

Tyler Durden’s Rules (CopyBlogger)

Keith Urban is an icehole (Manolo)

Canucks Amok! (Gawker)

The Crazies come out at Midnight (TenGossip)

Rapper quarantined! (WOWReport)

Crazy young drunk girl vs crazy old meth mom (LitelySalted)

Tiger Woods drained (JustJared)

Suri ditches the ‘rents (IBBB)

Lady Gaga attacks! (INeedMyFix)

Prada axes models (HollywoodBackwash)

This is what DIVORCE is for, people (EvilBeet)

Avril Lavigne crosses the line (DListed)

Kelly Ripa’s biker cred (DailyStab)

The Mischamobile got towed (Celebslam)

Pete Doherty’s babysitter sentenced (AgentBedhead)

The White House Party Crashers claim their first scalp (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Blog hijacked! (CelebritySmack)

Kirstie Alley, frontman (CeleBitchy)

Did someone steal Daniel Boone’s hat? (HolyCandy)

Hugh Jackman gets cut! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Levi Johnson’s court order (AmyGrindhouse)

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Mark Twain sings the greatest hits of the 70′s for Nikola Tesla

February 26th, 2010

mark twain nicola tesla love song

imaj: Lolebrity
sorse: TheOpenEnd via Gizmodo

Thank god the photographer didn’t stick around for the part where they both got drunk and sang “I’ve Been to Paradise, but I’ve Never Been to Me.”

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Rachel Flatt’s got it

February 25th, 2010

Rachel Flatt wants you to chill the fuck out

imaj: Trystero on Gawker

And now, to translate it into Canuck:

“Miss Flatt would like to assure you that she has everything entirely under control and you may desist in your anxiety.”

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