Steve Jobs wants YOU to stop telling people he's dead, dammit!

Steve Jobs says: OBITUATE DIFFERENT!

imaj: lolebrity
sorse: Gawker

Steve sez: these continued  rumours of my death are making it increasingly difficult for me to arrange product announcements.  YOU’RE FUCKING FIRED!

4 Responses to “Steve Jobs says: OBITUATE DIFFERENT!”

  1. 30 Aug 2008 at 9:21 am Labour Day Links » Ayyyy!
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  3. 3 Oct 2008 at 9:22 am Raj Taneja
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    You’re dead when you cease to be able to pop a boner… in this case, Jobs has likely been dead for years.

  4. 3 Oct 2008 at 9:43 am raincoaster
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    Nooooooo, don’t destroy my dreams! Does that leave us Robot Gates? Ugh!


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