Ashley Kaufman can has dysfunctional famlee?
By: raincoaster
Category: Lindsay Lohan, celebrity, celebutard, entertainment, lol, lolebrity, movies
imaj: lolebrity
sorse: InTouch via DListed
Ashley Kaufman ar confoozed; she think a Lohan iz sumthin u shud want 2 b.
She want recording contrakt 2!
Oh Noes, Ashley!
Clym out uf da shallow end uv jean pool!

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That girl looks like my neighbor’s maid, really. The only difference is ashley gets publicity, and that maid doesn’t. And oh, the maid is Javanese and Ashley is not.
Du u think Ashlee cud b mai famlee? Ask her Rain, pleez …. a bit loanly here at de jungle u knaw.
Shee obvyuslee haz low standerds. I ax.
who iz ashley?